I was traveling to my office by Metro… and reading was on my plan…
since I was carrying a very nice book “Asa Mi Asami” of Mr. P L
Deshpande... While finding for a vacant seat; I ended up seating in
front of one lady… She was dressed like someone from the fashion world… I
can’t understand these Dress Designer people… They design cloths with
Centimeter and Millimeter long clothes and they cover themselves with
turtle necks and enough long dresses to sweep the streets... What the
heck!!! :-o
So that lady was wearing something same which
was covering her from neck to toe and the color was matching her skin
tone too… Black!!!… Sorry guys I am not racist!!! But the truth is what I
am talking :)
I was trying to concentrate on the book in
my hand and that lady was talking enough loudly that the person seating 2
rows next to us can hear her “loud and clear”… She was talking some
business and that was NONE OF MINE :P
After a while she
mention on phone that she will text something from her “BlackBerry” to
the person next to her on call… Wowww Aunty got a BlackBerry toooo :P ;)
Now
she start texting and all of a sudden she recalled to call someone
again… She took the phone out from her very nice "Chanel" purse and the
person next to her was something called……… Hmmmmmmmm... Dhruv!!!
See I remember the name as well… How clever I am!!! & what a lovely name guys… Dhruv… Wah Wah!!! :)
The
conversation was regarding some assignments given to this Mr. Dhruv and
he was not replying our Auntiji… and our pissed off Auntiji was talking
like… “Dhruv please don’t make me feel so Latkaued….” Ohhhhhhhhhhh this
was the point to get turn on… mind my word here and don’t be nasty… I
mean to say that I have completely lost my attention from equally
interesting book and I start paying attention to our Auntiji :D
Auntiji
was so horrible… and with the attire she was carrying… She was looking
no where less horrible than some Witch in the fairy-tales... But the
most amazing thing was the word "Latkaued..." woowwwwwww new addition in
my diction!!! :D
By any chance if she is having any
husband… looking at her age guys... adjust!!! and her lingo “Latkaued…”
it could be easily possible that she must be Indian + Mumbaite too and
must be married as well by this age… So coming to the point… My unspoken
request to her… that She should never try to wake her husband up from
the sleep at any given time of the day… and plus with the same color
lip-stick applied (the Bright Pink color lipstick she applied before
getting down from the Metro!!!)… I can bet any bloody thing in the world
for the 200% chance of getting a mild heart attack if anyone sees her
right after opening the eyes out of a deep sleep… A Sleep forever
guaranteed!!! :P
This all shit going on my mind was "None
of my business"… but so many times we stick to do the same and others
keep doing the same about Us… after all we all are Human beings… Same
nature with lil differences!!! :P
But this “None of My Bussiness” gave me a good TP over my Metro ride! ;) :)
P.S.
-: "Latkaued" is a Hindi word modified as a English verb in "Hinglish"
(Hindi + English)... Means roughly something like... "Kept waiting
clueless by someone (without any reply or update)" :) ;) :P :D
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